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        you pretty much know you're screwed when she tells you she's writing
 an essay on how to become involved in a love triangle.  i don't think they
 are very good triangles tho, because while there is a connection between A
 and B and A and C, I think B and C probably want to kill each other, as seen
 on many a talk show.

        on that i shall not dwell -- onward!  onward!  to the land of whales
 and peter pan --

        i think it is a tough thing to not know if a girl finds you
 attractive because you truly are or just because you are older than her.
 time is a great general test, but unfortunately it takes itself.

        i was inaccurate in my first statement.  you pretty much know you'll
 never be screwed when she tells you she's writing an essay on how to become
 involved in a love triangle.  it's 9:25, do you know where your kids are?

        of the a.m.

        but more seriously, she's supposed to call me at 3:00 p.m. -- and i
 don't think she's a gonna do it.  Why?  you ask -- Why would she not call
 her sweet innocent charming pseudoficial?  why i do not know says he, but
 she has a history of making my telephone silent.

        you know someone is not your friend when they say "your feelings were
 irrelevant" -- if anyone ever resolves a relationship without you, they are
 bullshitting themselves because it really takes two.  i've seen way too many
 people masturbate whilst another person is happenstance on top of them.  it
 is masturbation because it is not love.

        loyalty is like baseball.

        oh look a poem:


 "loyalty is like baseball"

 loyalty is like baseball
 except that she never understands
 when i say "why must you have a 
 lack of baseball?"

 where are YOUR balls ?
 loyalty is like baseball, as you grit and spit
 turning your foot on a field somebody else has made
 love to.  as i remember, you're own yard is jealous -
 that old yard -- old as yesterday because 
 you're playing baseball.

 loyalty is like baseball in the way that
 socks are a lot like hobbits.

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