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        The bar is packed.  It is 'Ladies Night" and we are being ladies.
 Slobbering drunk ladies, but ladies all the same.  We have our legs crossed,
 wearing nice shoes, our purses at our feet and then there is Alan.  Anal
 Alan.  He is sitting by us, doing his 'chair dance' routine and we are not
 affected.  Because it is not HIS night, it is OUR night... being ladies and
 all.

        Also, accompanying us, is Matt... Manipulating Matt, whose whole aim
 for this evening is to watch his ex wife.  Watch her dance. Watch her
 drink.  Watch her watch him and make him jealous.  And still, we keep our
 mouths shut, because WE are LADIES.

        We allowed these fools to escort us to the bar because 1) neither of
 us had a drivers' liscense and 2) we were hoping they would come to the bar,
 meet a lady (or at least someone dressed like one) and that then Anal Alan
 and Manipulating Matt would leave us alone for a while.  It wasn't to end up
 that way.

        Manipulating Matt and Anal Alan are brave enough to look at the
 ladies, but not talk to the ladies, and frankly, we (Awesome and Alluring
 Anna and Amy) did not want the equally AWESOME and ALLURING ARMY MEN to
 think we were in any way affiliated with our insect-like table-sharers.

        So, Anna and I get up and hit the dance floor, acting like total
 DYKES.  People will see this.  Men are turned on by lesbians.  Matt and Alan
 sit together... whispering about us.  It makes them look like they are
 'close'.  Like maybe, they too are homosexuals.  Men are scared of
 homosexual men.  This makes my fellow LADY and I giggle... A LOT!

        So we wander back to the table for another 50 cent ameretto sour, and
 jello shots so we can steal the black light sensitive shot glasses.  We
 realize closing time is fast approaching so we drink many more ameretto
 sours and we are carried to the car... by Anal Alan and Manipulating Matt.
 Matt's drunk ass decides to follow some women who will undoubtedly have a
 restraining order against him by dawn.  Anal Alan drives us home and we
 don't even let him in.  We go in the house, lock the doors, take off our
 clothes, sit around in our underwear and burp loudly.  A comfortable end to
 yet another "Ladies' Night".

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