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 [So Short It Won't Be In Anada.]

        Advertisements always tell me to click somewhere to win a billion
 dollars.

        So I thought, I should try to define the word "win".

        I looked it up on dictionary.com and it had an advertisement over it
 that said I could win a billion dollars.

        Maybe I should have looked up "could".

        Could of course means won't.


 [Anada Hates Me]

        Mordmorgan was once a mighty swashbuckler, who sailed the great sea
 in victory.

        He now gets paid 7.50 an hour to do menial labor at the mall by my
 house, although his stories are always very intense.

        Once I recall a story of a gallant battle between him, and his Long
 time friend, and rival.

        The story would've been a lot more impressive I guess if it wasn't
 over a cinnabon.  I think his stories are wonderful nonetheless.

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