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 There once was a kitty, a kitty so small. 
 This kitty wasn't very big at all
 But the thing that would be this kitty's fall
 Was this kitty had balls that hung on his paw

 There was a man named Gina, he hated this so
 Gina was such a loser -- kind hearted soul
 Full of reprive and plenty self-loathed
 But Gina was Canadian with a heart of gold

 One day Gina saw this miserable sort
 It was a kitty in pain, it had a big wort
 Just hanging on his paw.  So Gina the dork
 Took this kitty home cause he just got off work.

 When Gina realized that this kitty was manly
 Gina said hey, I'll name his fucker Stanley
 And so it was, what a beautiful family
 Till Gina one day started his planning

 Gina said hey I can make some cash
 And pull my dreams from out of my ass
 And become the greatest hockey player that anyone has ever seen it'll be
        magnificent this is something you can't deny me from whence I was a
        little man I had wanted to glide in that ring of ice and create such
        havok on another man's teeth what a beautiful day who can I play for
        I'm not a Kings fan and I fucking hate the Raiders I think I'll play
        for an upnorth team maybe play for the Senators or I'll try for the
        Flames but it's the Oilers who really hammer my nail eh boy Edmonton
        can really take it to the next level and so there Gina went and
        played the sport of sports and became a valuable player with an
        average 3 goals per game recording an Oilers record of 10 goals in
        one game vs the Dallas Stars and the fans went crazy chanting his
        name and then Gina realized where he was he sitting on the couch in
        his living room staring at the glass reflection of the kitty with his
        nuts on his kitty-paws perched on his coffee table and Gina stood and
        smashed the kitty with his 8' mod. black hard soled galvanized rubber
        water resistant paratrooper boots 14.97 while supplies last at HQ
        military surplus, item # 14bc7-ptb

 Coz

 Gina said he was a real man
 And would be satisfied as an Edmonton fan
 He'd go about life without freaky-cat Stan
 Only kitty ever to have balls on his hands

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