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        “I’m happy and I’m open.  I like sex as much as the next man.  I
 stand up for my fellow colleagues I never cheat at games.  I’m not very good
 at poker – see I’m humble – and I don’t like board games.  I only tell white
 lies.  I always try to avoid hurting people’s feelings.  If I’m hurt I tell
 people but I like my own space and I never go over the top.  I never get so
 depressed I need help.  I love theme parks, especially Disney.  I organise a
 share dealing club with some friends for a laugh and we’re starting to make
 a profit.  My kids are funny and as disobedient as everyone else’s, though
 they seem to respect me.  I love sports but I’m not keen on playing them.  I
 do play golf, though, as it’s the only truly relaxing pastime no matter how
 bad you're playing.  I won second prize in a vegetable competition with my
 tomatoes.  I never watch American TV shows but I do enjoy their films.  I
 wish I had some creativity in me but just don’t have any creative talent.  I
 can never be bothered to give to charities but I do feel a bit guilty about
 that.  I’m fairly wealthy but not rich.  I hope to go on a world cruise when
 I retire.  When I go out I do get tipsy but never totally drunk.  I always
 annoy my wife when I’ve had a few drinks.  I’ve been married for 20 years
 and always been faithful.  I think marriage is important.  I didn’t have sex
 before marriage…….. Well alright, once to see what it was like.  I don’t
 like pop music but the 60’s stuff was much higher quality.  I was the first
 in my street to get a CD player and I got a discount DVD player from a man I
 know.  I’ve never been arrested and I’ve never been mugged but I know people
 who have been.  I’m good at remembering jokes which makes me quite popular.
 I like to think I’m quite good at training pets but I’m no expert.  I put my
 hand to DIY but if it gets too complicated I have a few trusted odd-job men
 who help me out.  I always pretend it was my work though!  We’ve got two
 cars so the wife can go shopping while I’m at work but I always drive her
 car on my days off.  I always do the barbeques in the summer because all the
 men do that don’t they.  I always think Xmas is expensive but I like to see
 my kids jump up and down when they get their presents.  I always make sure
 my wife gets a really nice one.  But it’s the black scum in this country
 that’s ruining it!  The gypsies, the Asians and the Blacks should be shipped
 back to where they came from.  Or shot.  Bastards.”

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