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         'Anada is cat-friendly..o*`       

        OKAY DUDEZ SO IF YOUR LIKE ME YER MOM AND DADD ARE ALWAYS ON YER ASS
 FOR CALING L33T BOARDZ SUCH AS Pitsburg's best AE BOARD THE DEN OF HOMICIDAL
 KILLERS AND THEN SHE TELLS YOU TO GO OUTSID AND DO SOEMTHING WELL HEREZ WHAT
 U DO:


 THE ATOMIC BOMB TRICK
 ----------------------

        OKAY FIRST YOU OBATAIN SOME X-47 TRICYCLEDYLITHEMIDE WICH YOU SHOULD
 FIND NO PROBLEM AT ANY 7-11 OR OTHER SUCH STYORE

        THEN YOU GET A FEW GALSS BOTTLES AND POUR THE SHIT IN THERE

        NOW WHEN SOME LAMER WALKS BY YOU THROW THE HOLE THING AT EM AND THEY
 WILL SCREAM BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY ARE GOING TO EXPLOD WHICH THEY WILL....
 THEN =RUN LIKE HELL!!=


 "SHIT BALLS    "
 ------------

        NEXT IS THE FAMOUS ANARKIST FUK UP THAT DEMON KNIGHT AND ME DID TO
 THIS LAST SUMMER...WE ATE NBUNCH OF HAMBURGERS AND THEN DIDNT TAKE A SHIT
 ALL DAY WHEN WE FINALLY FELT LIKE WE COULDT TAKE IT ANYMORE WE CRAPpeD INTO
 A BAG AND TOOK IT WIth us after i FUKED ONE OF THE HOS THAT ALWAYZ MAKES
 DEMON KINIGHT JELOUS.  OAKY SO THEN WE GOT SOME LAMER WHO WANTED A PASSWORD
 ON UNKOWN RELMS TO ROLL OUR SHIT UP INTO LITTLE BALLS....THEN WE WNET TO THE
 BOWLING ALLEY (WEARING GLOVES OF COURSE) AND STARTED BOWLING WITH OUR
 'BALLS' HEHEHE  NOW U MIGHT WONDER HOW COULD SHIT BE USED A S A BOWLING BALL
 IT'S BECVAUSE IT WAS HARDENED BY THEN YOU DUMB FUCK.  ANYWAY WE BOTH BOWLED
 PERFECT 300'S - NO LIE! IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME ASK DEOMON KNIGHT .  BY THEN
 THE MANAGER COUGHT ON SO WE HAD TO GET OUTTA THERE.


 ****ThE ULt1mat3 Revenge T00l******

        ANYWAYS THIS WAS A COUPLE YEARS AGO ME, THE DOS BEAST AND DEMON
 KNIGHT WERE SITTING AROUND TRYING TO THINK HOW WE COULD HACK INTO THE WHITE
 HOUSE AGAIN BECAUSE SINCE WE DID IT THE YEAR BEFOR THE SECRET SERVICE
 TITGHTEND SECURITY AND SHIT.  OKAY SO THEN DOS BEAST GOES FUCK THAT THAT
 SHITS BELOW OUR SKILLZ AS MASTER HACKERZ SO I GO WHAT SHOULD WE DO THEN AND
 HE GOES GET REVENGE ON THE ASSHOLE DOWN THE STREET FOR CALLING THE PIGS WHEN
 WE EGGED HIS HOUSE LAST HALOWEEN.   SO I FIRED UP ONE OF MY T3'S BORUGHT OUT
 ONE OF MY HACKING PROGRAMS AND CALLED THE FUCKERS HOUSE.  HE DIDN'T ANSWER
 SO I KNEW HE WASN'T HOME BUT I LEFT IT ON THE HOOK SO IT WOULD DISSCONNECT
 THE POWER TO THE RED WIRE IN HIS FONE SO HED LOSE CALL WAITING FOR THE NEXT
 TWO MONTHS hehehe

        ANyway, WE WENT OVER THERE WITH SPRAY PAINTAND A COUPLE GARBGAE CANS.
 WE SPARY PAINTED THE GARBAGE CANS WITH LARGE RED X'S AND TOOK OFF RUNNING
 THEN WE WENT HOME  AND I KICKED DOSS BEAST'S ASS IN QUAKE II....OAKY SO A
 LITTLE NOWN FACT IS THAT THE CITY WILL WRECK HOUSES FOR PHREE...I KNOW THAT
 SOUNDS LIKE BULLSHIT BUT AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE TESTED IT AND IT IS TRUE.
 ANYWAY THEN AFTER BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF DEMON KNIGHT AT UNREAL TURNAMENT
 WE HID BEHING SOME BUSHEZ BY THE ASSHOLES HOUSE, AND THEN WHEN THE WRECKING
 BALL CAME BY ON ITS DAILY ROUNDS, THEY SAW THE X'S ON THE GUUYS HOUSE AND
 KNOWCKED IT DOWN....DAMN HE MUSTVE BEEN PISSED BUT I DIDNT' SEE CUZ I HAD TO
 GO HOME AND CARD AND 500 GIG HARD DRIVE FOR MY 1.2 GHZ PENTIUM THAT HAS 900
 MEGS OF RAM WITH A CONSTANT T3 CONNECTION....

        OKAY THAT IS THE END OF THE PHILE I HOPE YOU LEARNED SOMETHING...
 PLEAS REMEMBER THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND EDUCTATION PURPOSES ONLY , I
 TAKE NO RESPONSABILITY IF YOU FCK YOURSELF UP WITH THESE POWERFUL ANACRCHIST
 TOOLZ

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 name of it and the number already you are too lame to get access

        LATERZ
        ---Count Black Death
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