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[22:45] disembodied heads [22:46] eleven whores! [22:46] fistfuls of dollars [22:47] gigantic vagina's [22:47] hiccupping bullfrogs [22:48] illegitimate children [22:49] julia roberts' horse mouth [22:52] KINKY HORSES [22:53] laminating machines [22:54] MONTY HALL [22:56] NSA employees [22:56] OVARIES [22:57] pasta necklaces [22:58] quintuplet porn stars [22:59] rusty cages [22:59] sassy whores [23:14] tittie twisters [23:14] urinary systems [23:17] vindictive bitches [23:21] white trash [23:21] xanadu [23:24] YOUNG WOMEN [23:25] zippity doo dah!#@! `````````````````````````````````````````````````` Drunkass Gloomchen vs. Lachrymite, in its entirety ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, DEMONIC pikachu (4:07:27 AM): I WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE AND I BOUGHT ASPIRATORS DEMONIC pikachu (4:07:30 AM): YOUR TURN DEMONIC pikachu (4:07:32 AM): B Lachrymite (4:08:02 AM): OH Lachrymite (4:08:16 AM): i went to the grocery store, and i bought aspirators, and barnacles! DEMONIC pikachu (4:08:16 AM): hhahah DEMONIC pikachu (4:08:20 AM): WHO'S BEEEN DRINKING BITCH DEMONIC pikachu (4:08:48 AM): coke machines shaped like r2d2 Lachrymite (4:08:51 AM): obviously you, because only in an alcohol induced flashback would you start playing this again :) Lachrymite (4:09:06 AM): douche kits Lachrymite (4:09:26 AM): (luxury style, of course) DEMONIC pikachu (4:09:55 AM): hahahhahaha DEMONIC pikachu (4:10:04 AM): ebonics dictionaries Lachrymite (4:10:24 AM): fruitopia DEMONIC pikachu (4:11:11 AM): gregorian monks Lachrymite (4:11:24 AM): himalayan cats DEMONIC pikachu (4:12:35 AM): ignorant iowan muthafukAZZZZz Lachrymite (4:13:03 AM): i think talking to drunk people i mskaing me drunk, beucause sudddenly i cant type DEMONIC pikachu (4:13:05 AM): AHHHH THERE IS A MOTH IN MY HOUSE Lachrymite (4:13:22 AM): jizlobbing catapults! DEMONIC pikachu (4:13:27 AM): hahaha DEMONIC pikachu (4:13:41 AM): lucifer disguised as a backstreet boy DEMONIC pikachu (4:13:51 AM): WAIT WAIT DEMONIC pikachu (4:13:53 AM): I HAD K DEMONIC pikachu (4:13:54 AM): NOT L Lachrymite (4:13:55 AM): you forgot k, you drunken weenie! :) DEMONIC pikachu (4:13:55 AM): I AM DUMB DEMONIC pikachu (4:14:14 AM): KINDERGARTEN COP TUMORS Lachrymite (4:14:26 AM): hahahahaha DEMONIC pikachu (4:14:27 AM): "IT'S NOT A TOO-MAH" Lachrymite (4:15:04 AM): oh my god, i remember the first time my grandmother saw that she thought it was hilarious, and it was so surreal to watch my grandmother laughing her ass off to an arnold swareoeifboiwrgboegbroe movie Lachrymite (4:15:29 AM): lucy in the sky with diamonds! (william shatner version, of course) DEMONIC pikachu (4:17:38 AM): mister mistopheles Lachrymite (4:17:47 AM): NIGGA PLEASE! DEMONIC pikachu (4:17:50 AM): haha Lachrymite (4:17:53 AM): wait, thats not a noun. Lachrymite (4:17:58 AM): um um um DEMONIC pikachu (4:17:59 AM): no matter. Lachrymite (4:18:02 AM): ok :) DEMONIC pikachu (4:18:14 AM): octuplets, all stillborn Lachrymite (4:18:19 AM): hahah Lachrymite (4:18:29 AM): prickly jeff hardy! DEMONIC pikachu (4:19:48 AM): hsahahhahah DEMONIC pikachu (4:20:30 AM): quirky neighbors, like steve urkel Lachrymite (4:20:45 AM): and mrs weber! DEMONIC pikachu (4:20:53 AM): hahhaha yes DEMONIC pikachu (4:21:01 AM): but she's more of just a BITCHY NEIGHBOR Lachrymite (4:21:13 AM): hahaha Lachrymite (4:21:23 AM): ROBOCOP, to destroy mrs weber DEMONIC pikachu (4:21:26 AM): hahha DEMONIC pikachu (4:21:35 AM): sudafed DEMONIC pikachu (4:21:40 AM): i needed some of that shit DEMONIC pikachu (4:21:43 AM): at thecon Lachrymite (4:21:59 AM): i needed some fucking no doze at the con from that goddamn car ride Lachrymite (4:22:23 AM): tuberculosis! DEMONIC pikachu (4:22:38 AM): underoos with XMEN ON THEM Lachrymite (4:22:49 AM): oooooo Lachrymite (4:22:54 AM): i want rogue on my crotch! DEMONIC pikachu (4:24:08 AM): hahahaha DEMONIC pikachu (4:24:16 AM): I HAVE ROGUE HAIR DEMONIC pikachu (4:24:19 AM): I COULD BE ON YOUR CROTCH Lachrymite (4:24:25 AM): vindow vashers vrom germany! Lachrymite (4:24:33 AM): hahahaha, ok DEMONIC pikachu (4:24:42 AM): you punko, you abused the german language DEMONIC pikachu (4:25:05 AM): wiggly worms Lachrymite (4:25:14 AM): but i LIKE the german language, i was teasing it in a suggestive manner Lachrymite (4:25:44 AM): x-men underoos with YOU on the crotch DEMONIC pikachu (4:26:27 AM): HAHAHAHHA DEMONIC pikachu (4:26:47 AM): yiddish songs covered by Ben Folds Five Lachrymite (4:26:51 AM): hahahah Lachrymite (4:27:12 AM): ziggurauts made of CHEESE DEMONIC pikachu (4:27:23 AM): ok now i have to somehow cut paste this Lachrymite (4:27:37 AM): hahaha |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ' ' ` anada300 by Various Artists (c) 2001 anada e'zine `