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    '   anada                   "Ass Fuck God"                   25 feb  '
   '     296                        by Alek                       2001    '
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        i used to think i could kiss a train with my hambone.  but then again
 sweden never looked as lovely as it did covered in blood.  every fucking day
 i have to stab dead chickens in that cold fucking room.  and then you tell
 me i didn't order enough cheese!  you cunt!  fuck you you fucking ass
 fucking motherfucking cock master!  so what if i like belle & sebastian and
 pedro the lion.  i'm still more metal than your fucking mom.  i crush her
 skull with my axe of metalousity.  domination of the flakey skin, you cunt!@
 or as henry rollins would say, "RAWK POWAAAAA!"

        hey give me back that box of granola bars.  i only ate 6 yesterday
 and 5 the day before that.  today is the day of the goatwhore.  let's go
 worship satan and eat frozen yogurt in the woods.  as soon as we're done we
 can go steal a wheel chair from the mall and smash it in the park.  wouldn't
 that be grand?  but since the last time we talked i got this napalm death cd
 and i've been thinking... what the hell is up with that commercial with the
 sprite machine in the middle of the highway?  when that fucking truck hits
 the machine that unfunny guy should be all wet afterwards but hes not?

        what the fuck happened to realism on television anyhow.  like that
 time that earthquake smooshed hulk hogan on the brother love show.  dood i
 fucking cried.  not that i'm a queer or anything.  hey i was a little kid!
 it just fucking took me 8 tries before i typed the word kid right.  what the
 fuck is wrong with me anyway?  everytime i lift up your dress i hear fire
 alarms.  what a dude wearing a dress for anyhow.  it feels like it's colder
 than it ought to be in march, so says chris.  he's playing his acoustic
 guitar in the background and singing about girls... i mean about being
 metal.  shut the hell up no one cares about "the scene" you vegan fag!!!!!
 you have a fucking huge glass bead in yr ear!  what the hell is wrong with
 you!  god damn it take that beaded necklace off.

        i hate the summers because the world smells like a giant dead fish.
 fuck you and your swimming pool.  fuck all you lazy fucks at the beach.  get
 a job and cut your fucking hair, hippy.  spent all my money on a shopping
 spree.  word em up.

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 `   anada296   by Alek                             (c) 2001 anada e'zine   `