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    '   anada                "Haiku at the Diner"                19 feb  '
   '     295                    by Mike Shmike                    2001    '
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 -5:30pm-
 he wanted to draw something 
 it wasnt working 
 damn i hate my life 

 -5:44pm-
 hungry spiders eat their mates 
 people are the same 
 in nature, we're all god's damned

 -6:01pm-
 i want another coffee 
 refills never come 
 i need a better lifestyle

 -6:13pm-
 children of today 
 are demons of tomorrow 
 just think about it

 -6:17pm-
 "she thinks my tractor's sexy" 
 whoop dee fucking doo 
 i think your tractor's ugly 

 -6:30pm-
 that's just a little bizzare 
 isnt everything? 
 god eat god every damn day

 -6:35pm-
 guilt by association 
 what a crock of shit 
 how's guilt by masturbation?

 -6:39pm-
 an idiot could make one 
 it's not hard at all 
 so why am i doing this?

 -6:45pm-
 la la la la la 
 dum dee dum dee dum dee doo 
 blah blah blah blah blah 

 -6:52pm-
 hindu cows are dumb 
 why does everyone praise them? 
 they just live and die

 -7:00pm-
 i had a thought that's now gone 
 wish i'd remember 
 it is gone and wont come back

 -7:06pm-
 i have a real bad toothache 
 it's killing me slow 
 i wish it would go away

 -7:15pm-
 my hair is real short 
 it used to be much longer 
 god, i miss my hair 

 -7:19pm-
 justin's staring into space 
 must be very tired 
 this friend of mine worries me

 -7:25pm-
 melody looks hot 
 i wish she'd fuck me right now 
 i need to get laid

 -7:30pm-
 once upon a time 
 we hung out in a diner 
 that is all.  the end.

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 `   anada295   by Mike Shmike                      (c) 2001 anada e'zine   `