`````````````+++````````````````````+````````````````` `````````````+```+```````````````````+`````````````````` '''''''''''''+''''+''+++''''+++''''++++'''+++''''''''''''' ''''''''''''''+'++++''+''+''+'''+''+'''+''+'''+''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''+'''''+'''''++'+++'++'+++'++'+++'+''''''''''''' ||||||||||||||||+||||||+|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||+||||||||||||||||||||||||anada.net||||||||||||||| ' "100 Rules To Live By (As Told Through ' ' anada My Experiences" 08 jan ' ' 252 by AphexTwin23 2001 ' ` ` ```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` 1. always knock before entering a closed door 2. don't come to school on drugs 3. think before you speak 4. don't steal from younkers 5. never date 6. if you don't want something to be read, don't write it down 7. trust no one 8. carefully observe it before you decide to buy it 9. handing in a "depressed" paper calls for special attention by teachers 10. don't listen to anyone but yourself, take your own advice 11. religion is a cult 12. people= shit 13. therapists are full of shit 14. sleep is a necessity 15. don't attempt to have deep conversations when lacking sleep 16. stay away from men when on drugs 17. save things constantly when typing on a really bad computer 18. make sure you have film in your camera before attempting to take pictures 19. 18 year olds can be a lot more immature than 16 year olds 20. ignorance is bliss 21. sarcasm can help out in many tough situations 22. you can never truly know a person 23. do NOT eat at Long John Silvers 24. gay men are the best friends 25. dont go to school if you dont want to be killed 26. dont say hello to people unless you are asking to be ignored 27. even perkins can get old 28. a picture is worth a thousand words 29. no one can keep a secret 30. when writing a letter ask yourself if you want someone else to be reading it 3 years later 31. dont spend time with someone unless you actually know them 32. it's a small world 33. think about what you'll be doing that day before you wear a skirt 34. try not to go into Victoria Secrets unless you know what you're looking for 35. know your info. before you have to testify in a trial 36. ugly people shouldn't breed 37. compliments are usually used as apologies 38. never make assumptions 39. always ask his or her age before getting any romantic thoughts 40. don't roll down your window unless you know the person 41. don't push buttons unless you know what they do 42. killing Mary is a hate crime 43. tearing Bush to shreads is a political crime 44. robbery is a very bad deed 45. people are never "laughing with you" just face it they're laughing at you 46. 3 way phone lines are the best when lying to your parents about where you are 47. drinking and the chainsaw massacre don't mix well together 48. halfbaked is not a cool movie to watch with your parents when you are high 49. everyone's on drugs! 50. kinky sex is the best! 51. handcuffs and feathers get all the sexy men 52. never say something that you don't want repeated 53. some people are good at brainwashing others 54. some people are who they hang out with 55. dont say someone's hot unless you're positive it's the opposite sex 56. your siblings friends can get you on crazy shit 57. make sure you have the right kind of shoes on if you need to be running 58. don't fall asleep with gum in your mouth 59. don't do something that you may later regret 60. always expect guys to be "happy" at the weirdest times 61. other people's opinions on movies are usually the opposite of yours 62. always come prepared 63. meeting people off the internet is a bad bad thing 64. always wear a seat belt when riding in travis' car 65. don't brake check people when you need to be somewhere soon 66. go with your first instinct 67. don't listen to very very loud music when you have a migraine 68. always carry a knife 69. always expect the unexpected 70. lying to the police gets you nowhere 71. fuck it all 72. your god is dead and no one cares if there is a hell ill see you there 73. never joke around in matters of love 74. don't use sarcasm over the internet 75. treat others how you'd like to be treated 76. only boring people get bored 78. you can die anytime, anywhere 79. even 4.0 students like to get high 80. don't sit on guys' laps 81. when in doubt..do yourself 82. distract people with your stupidity if they want to beat up your friends 83. fear nothing 84. live life dangerously in order to live it to its fullest 85. bungee jump at least once in your life 86. don't hang around depressing people if you don't want to be depressed 87. the media/music/clothes has nothing to do with our choices 88. abortion cuts back on the problem of the world being overpopulated 89. don't be a procrastinator! 90. don't call someone a "bad" name unless you know what it means 91. don't try to appear intelligent unless you really are 92. don't judge a book by its cover 93. today you are ugly you want to be pretty tomorrow you're dead 94. no one likes their job 95. never work in the fast food business 96. those who seem to like you probably don't... and those who seem to hate you probably like you 97. fight club is the best movie ever created 98. sing R E S P E C T in karaoke at least once 99. we're all related 100. drugs are bad...mmmk? |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ' ' ` anada252 by AphexTwin23 (c) 2001 anada e'zine `