. . a n a d a 1 7 3 0 9 - 3 0 - 0 0 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Jews and Shit" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . by Schoolboy . . w w w . a n a d a . n e t . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Y'know how your supposed to learn something every day? Well I don't... but I go through phases when I do. I just learned the prime reason why the Holocaust was so easy to kindle in the tarnished hearts of the German people. Shit. And Jews. For many, many centuries in Germany the Jew has been portrayed as being so low as to eat pig shit. In fact, they draw from the Kosher laws that they actually worship the pig and the shit it produces! It's a symptom of the German obsession with shit. They equate money to shit. So they equate the caricature of greedy Jews as Jews loving shit. If you think about it you can hear the still used phrases that correlate with feces. "Rolling in it," "He's got piles of it," "Filthy rich" are all born of Anti- Semitism and the Germanic disgust of waste matter. It may sound far fetched but there are still sculptures on public buildings and monuments clearly depicting hook-nosed Jews gaping hungrily as over-sized hogs shit into their mouths. So all Hitler had to do was reignite the gut-felt disgust the Germans had of this Jewish legend and re- enforce it by showing "Jews" living in filthy houses "despite being very rich" and Bob's your Uncle, 6 million dead. "6 million waste products disposed of." Fucking hell, they even killed them in showers! The deliberate symbolism and irony is crippling! It just makes it that bit easier to see how soldiers found it mind- bendingly unmoving to throw fully-conscious little Jewish kids into incinerators where their parents' bodies were already disintegrating. Now the inevitable question about the cause of this shit/Jew myth trundles up behind us and bellows into our ear, "WHY? WHAT THE HELL IS THEIR PROBLEM?!!?" Fuck knows. We all have our national obsessions that we can trace throughout history. The British obsession is obviously sex and sexuality, galvanized with particular vigour during the Victorian era, the French obsession is with aesthetics, the Italian obsession is with respect/pride, the US obsession is with the US, the Spanish obsession is dancing and the Japanese obsession is with etiquette. Well I'm not going to mention every fucking country but you know what I mean. I also know that they are caricatures in themselves but _you_ try describing a national personality/trait and not employ caricatures. They are all, because they're obsessions, destructive or negative (except for the Spanish and dancing) but few are so outright dangerous as viewing, in all seriousness, millions of people who share a particular religion as sub-human, literally shit-eating scum. Why Germans? It's not as if they've HAD a recognised country as such for more than about 200 years. Germany was for the majority of the A.D. years a bunch of principalities (much like Italy also was) that, although they traded with each other, had no tangible political link. I'm not quite sure when or how they amalgamated into one country but my guess is it was something to do with a royal bloodline bottleneck which meant that all the baronies or territories came under one fella's rule. Either that or some war made them all band together and they stuck. They were largely known as Prussians and before then Goths so they do have historical kindred links. Obviously Austria and, to some extent, Switzerland have mainly Germanic genealogy but, as far as I'm aware, it was in what is now Germany that the Jew/shit correlation was most visibly expressed. I mean how can you attach a moral framework to shit? It involves an act that we ALL do, OK it contributed to the death of Elvis (he should have known that eating 12 hamburgers in a sitting causes constipation), but it's, like, you can't have an evil shit. An evil-smelling one, but not a spiritually flawed, hell-bound, evil stool. The end result can't be morally ranked! Mother Theresa had shits, and they stunk too, almost as bad as SHE will by now (well it's been 3 years). There is one level of shitting that is emotionally attached and that's fear. You're dead nervous before some event and you get the shits or you're about to be hung, drawn and quarter by some close relatives and you shit yourself. You PISS yourself laughing, that's positive, but you shit yourself with fear. May be that's got something to do with it. Still you don't generally see the connection between a negative connotation to a bodily function and genocide. The only thing that'll get me obsessed with shit is if I had a white one like some dogs have. Now that would change my life! . . w w w . a n a d a . n e t . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . anada 173 by Schoolboy (c)2000 anada e'zine . . . w w w . a n a d a . n e t . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .